Naming patterns is so hard. You want something memorable, but not already used to name something else. Ravelry lists just about every named pattern going back to vintage, most of the plain names are already in use. So when I think of a name I write it down. When my family thinks of names, (or jokes about names) I write them down. These are the ones I wrote down a few years ago for if I every wanted to design a homeschooling Mom themed e-book.
Homeschool Mom
denim jumper
field trip day
must have coffee
what to wear to co-op
Are these all yours?
But what about socialization?
the organizer bag
notebook cover
Charlotte Mason Says
library bag
but when she turns 8
I’d like a cape with that
silence inducer earmuffs
These names make me laugh; but no, I don’t have patterns to go with them.
At least not yet.